11.09.07(navigation)

ich liebe sie!!! Was liebe ich? Die chuck norris files!!!
Hier ein paar meiner liebsten:

-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
-The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
-Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
-Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
-Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.
-When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
-Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
-Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
-Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
-Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.


Nächstes mal mehr von chuck norris. Der typ is saugeil!!!
Later aligator...

Arctis J. Crawford
(11.09.07)